兒童英語笑話：How many birds left? 還剩幾只鳥？

英語笑話

717　How many birds left? 還剩幾只鳥

A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” Johnny replies, “None, they all fly away with the first gun shot.” The teacher replies, “The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.” Then, Little Johnny says “I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice-cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice-cream. Which one is married?” The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, “Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.” To which Little Johnny replied, “The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.”

老師問學生：“有五只鳥站在籬笆上，你開槍打死其中一只，還剩幾只？”強尼回答說：“一只都不剩，都飛走了。”老師說：“正確的答案是四。不過，我喜歡你動腦子。”接著，小強尼說：“我要問你一個問題。三個女人坐在長條凳上吃冰淇淋。一個優(yōu)美地舔冰淇淋的邊；第二個狼吞虎咽地吃掉頂部，然后吸蛋卷；第三個正在咬冰淇淋的頂。她們中誰結婚了？”老師面紅耳赤地回答說：“嗯，我想是狼吞虎咽地吃掉頂部，然后吸蛋卷的那個。”小強尼說：“正確的答案是戴結婚戒指的那個。不過，我喜歡你動腦子。”