英語笑話 - 老人篇：635　Sprinkle a day 每天撒一點(diǎn)

英語笑話

635　Sprinkle a day 每天撒一點(diǎn)

A man once counseled his son that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his cornflakes every morning. The son did this religiously, and he lived to the age of 93. When he died, he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great-grandchildren, and a 15 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.

一個人告訴他兒子一個秘密：要想長壽就每天早上在麥片粥里撒一點(diǎn)火藥。他的兒子非常虔誠地遵循，一直活到93歲。當(dāng)他死的時候，留下了14個兒女，28個孫兒女，35個曾孫兒女，加上火葬場墻上一個15尺的洞。