英語笑話 - 軍營(yíng)篇：587　That plane's landing 這架飛機(jī)正在降落

英語笑話

587　That plane's landing 這架飛機(jī)正在降落

A recruit in Navy boot camp got on the wrong side of our company commander and was ordered to do push-ups. As he neared triple digits, an airliner flew overhead. “I bet you wish you were on that plane, don't cha?” sneered the CC. “No, sir,” said the unlucky recruit. “Why wouldn't you want to be on that plane?” “Because,” the recruit grunted between push-ups, “that plane's landing. I want to be on one that's leaving.”

海軍新兵訓(xùn)練營(yíng)的一個(gè)新兵不符合司令官的要求，被罰做俯臥撐?？熳龅揭话傧碌臅r(shí)候，有一架飛機(jī)從頭上飛過。司令官冷笑著說：“我想你一定希望是在那架飛機(jī)上，對(duì)不對(duì)？”那個(gè)倒霉的新兵說：“不對(duì)?！薄盀槭裁茨悴幌Ｍ窃谀羌茱w機(jī)上？”那個(gè)新兵在俯臥撐中間喘著氣說：“因?yàn)檫@架是要降落的，我希望在那架要起飛的上面?！?