英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) - 技術(shù)類(lèi)：457　This is not the Internet 這里可不是互聯(lián)網(wǎng)

英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

457　This is not the Internet 這里可不是互聯(lián)網(wǎng)

I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump. After I had a minor accident, my mother accompanied me to the emergency room. The triage nurse asked for my height and weight, and I blurted out, “Five-foot-eight and 125 pounds.” While the nurse pondered this information, my mother leaned over to me. “Sweetheart,” she gently chided, “this is not the Internet.”

我身高五尺三寸，胖得很可愛(ài)。在發(fā)生一點(diǎn)小事故之后，我媽送我到急診室去。預(yù)檢護(hù)士問(wèn)我身高體重，我隨口說(shuō)：“五尺八寸，125磅”。當(dāng)護(hù)士正在琢磨這些數(shù)字的時(shí)候，我媽湊近我，小聲指責(zé)我說(shuō)：“孩子，這里可不是互聯(lián)網(wǎng)”。