雙語醫(yī)患笑話：377　Do you have a living will? 你立遺囑了嗎？

英語笑話

377　Do you have a living will? 你立遺囑了嗎？

The cardiologist at the ER had bad news for me: “You're going to need a pacemaker.” Later, the nurse filling out the admission form began to ask me the standard questions: “Have you ever had mumps, measles?” etc. Seeing how upset I was, she put down the clipboard and took my hand. “Don't worry,” she said soothingly. “This kind of heart problem is easily fixed, and your life will be much better as a result.” I felt reassured until she continued: “Do you have a living will?”

急診室的心臟科醫(yī)生告訴我一個壞消息：“你將需要一個心臟起搏器。”隨后，為我填寫住院登記表的護(hù)士開始問我許多常規(guī)的問題：“你有沒有得過腮腺炎、麻疹？”等等。她看到我很不安，就放下夾子板，抓住我的手，安慰我說：“不要緊張。這種心臟毛病是很容易治好的。治療結(jié)果會使你的生活品質(zhì)大大改善?！蔽覄倓偙容^放心了一些，她接著問：“你立遺囑了嗎？”