雙語法律笑話：367　I don't know him 我不認識他

英語笑話

367　I don't know him 我不認識他

Guards escorted a handcuffed prisoner into the courtroom. “Is this a tough judge?” the prisoner asked. “Yes,” the bailiff said. “A tough but fair judge.” “Yeah? How tough?” “The toughest judge since Pontius Pilate,” the bailiff replied. “I don't know him,” said the prisoner. “I'm not from around here.”

警衛(wèi)押解一個帶手銬的囚犯進入法庭。囚犯問：“這個法官難對付嗎？”法警回答說：“是的。一個難對付又很公正的法官?！薄笆菃?？有多難對付？”法警回答說：“是自從本貝彼拉多以來最難對付的法官。”囚犯說：“我不認識他。我不是本地的?！保ū矩惐死嗍鞘ソ浝镉涊d的羅馬總督。）