雙語警察笑話：479　Too late to know 為時(shí)已晚

英語笑話

479　Too late to know 為時(shí)已晚

Complaining of blurred vision, an inmate was brought into the prison clinic. The optometrist fit the prisoner with his new pair of glasses. “How's that?” he asked. “I'll put it to you this way,” said the prisoner. “If I'd had these before I got arrested, I'd have seen that those uniformed men chasing me weren't mailmen.”

一個(gè)囚犯抱怨說他看東西模糊，就被帶到監(jiān)獄的診所就醫(yī)。眼科醫(yī)生給他配了一副新眼鏡，問道：“這副怎么樣？”囚犯說：“我跟你這么說吧。要是在我被抓住以前就帶這副眼鏡，我就不會(huì)以為追我的那些穿制服的人是郵差了?！?