雙語(yǔ)警察笑話：477　I'm the groom 我就是新郎

英語(yǔ)笑話

477　I'm the groom 我就是新郎

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding. “But officer,” the man said, “I can explain.” “Just be quiet!!!” snapped the officer. “Or I'm going to let you cool off in jail until the chief gets back.” “But officer, I just wanted to say...” “And I said KEEP QUIET! Now you're going to jail!” A few hours later, the officer checked up on his prisoner and said, “Lucky for you the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a great mood when he gets here.” “Don't count on it,” said the prisoner. “I'm the groom.”

一個(gè)小鎮(zhèn)的警察抓了一個(gè)開(kāi)快車的司機(jī)。那個(gè)男子說(shuō)：“不過(guò)警官，我可以解釋。”警察打斷他說(shuō)：“住嘴！否則我讓你到監(jiān)獄里去冷靜冷靜直到我的頭兒回來(lái)?！薄安贿^(guò)警官，我只是想說(shuō)……”“我說(shuō)了住嘴！現(xiàn)在你得到監(jiān)獄里去！”幾個(gè)小時(shí)以后，這個(gè)警察核查到囚犯，并且對(duì)他說(shuō)：“你很幸運(yùn)。頭兒在參加他女兒的婚禮。他回來(lái)的時(shí)候一定有好心情?！蹦莻€(gè)囚犯說(shuō)：“別指望了。我就是新郎。”