雙語幽默故事：故事20 追賊

英語笑話

Witty Hare can run very fast. One day when he gets home. He sees a rat. The rat is jumping down his window. “Oh. A thief!” Witty Hare shouted and catches the rat, “You can’t run faster then me.” Soon Witty Hare catches up with the rat, and the rat is left behind, “I must run away,’ the rat says and laughs, “He is so silly.”

Witty Hare goes on running. A sheep sees him and asks him, “What a re you doing?” “I’m catching the thief.” Witty Hare says. “ Thief? Where’s the thief?” the sheep fells surprised. “He’s behind me ,”Witty Hare says proudly.

英語笑話

機(jī)靈的肚子跑得很快。一天，她回到家的時(shí)候看見一只老鼠。這只老師正從它家的窗戶跳下去。“??！ 賊！”機(jī)靈肚子喊著追過去。 “你跑不過我的！” 不一會它追上了老鼠，還把老鼠丟在后面?！拔业泌s緊逃?！崩鲜蟾`笑著說：“這家伙真笨?！?

機(jī)靈兔子繼續(xù)跑著。一只綿羊看到了就問塔：“你在干什么？”“我在追賊?！睓C(jī)靈兔子說?！百\？賊在哪里?。俊本d羊感到奇怪。 “它在我后面呢。”機(jī)靈兔子自豪地說著。