愚人笑話：Can I have my dog back? 能不能把我的狗還給我？

259　Can I have my dog back? 能不能把我的狗還給我？

There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde jokes going around and decided to dye her hair brown. She then went for a drive in the country and came upon a shepherd herding his sheep across the road. “Hey, shepherd! If I guess how many sheep there are here, can I keep one?” The shepherd was puzzled but agreed. Out of the blue, she blurted out “352!” He was stunned but kept his word and allowed her to pick out a sheep. She picked out the cutest one. He looked at her and said, “If I guess what color your hair really is, can I have my dog back?”

英語(yǔ)笑話天天更

有一位金發(fā)女郎，因?yàn)槁?tīng)膩了關(guān)于金發(fā)女郎的笑話，決定把頭發(fā)染成棕色。隨后她開(kāi)車到鄉(xiāng)村去，碰見(jiàn)一個(gè)牧羊人正趕著羊群過(guò)馬路。“喂，牧羊人，如果我猜對(duì)你有多少只羊，你能送給我一只嗎？”牧羊人有點(diǎn)發(fā)懵，不過(guò)還是同意了。她憑空瞎喊了一個(gè)數(shù)字“352！”牧羊人大吃一驚，就讓她挑一只羊。她挑了一只最漂亮的。牧羊人看著她說(shuō)：“如果我能猜出你頭發(fā)的真正顏色，你能不能把我的狗還給我？”