愚人笑話：If the last engine shuts off 如果最后一個(gè)引擎熄火

254　If the last engine shuts off 如果最后一個(gè)引擎熄火

A blonde is on a four-engine plane. All of a sudden there's a loud bang. The pilot comes on the radio and says, “I'm sorry, one engine has just shut off. We'll be delayed 1 hour.” Then there's another bang. Once again, the radio comes on and the pilot says the same thing except that they'll be delayed two hours. After that, the third engine shuts off and the pilot tells the passengers that they will be delayed 3 hours. The blonde turns to the guy sitting beside her and says, “Man, if the last engine shuts off we'll be delayed 4 hours.”

英語笑話天天更

一個(gè)金發(fā)女郎乘坐一架四引擎飛機(jī)。突然轟隆一聲巨響。飛行員用廣播告訴大家說：“對(duì)不起，有一臺(tái)引擎熄火了，我們會(huì)晚點(diǎn)一小時(shí)。”然后又是一聲巨響。飛行員又說差不多的話，只不過說要晚點(diǎn)兩小時(shí)。隨后，第三個(gè)引擎熄火。飛行員告訴大家要晚點(diǎn)三小時(shí)。金發(fā)女郎回頭對(duì)身邊的男士說：“老兄，如果最后一個(gè)引擎熄火，我們就要晚點(diǎn)四小時(shí)了。”