美國(guó)流行笑話：I won't hurt you 我不會(huì)傷害你

199　I won't hurt you 我不會(huì)傷害你

One day, a man brought in an African Grey Parrot to have its beak and wings trimmed. The owner warned that the bird disliked these procedures and was apt to bite. I donned thick gloves and cautiously opened the cage. The parrot stepped out and, looking up at me, said, “Don't worry, I won't hurt you.”
有一天，一個(gè)男子帶著一只非洲灰鸚鵡來(lái)修剪它的嘴和翅膀。他警告說(shuō)，這只鳥不喜歡這個(gè)過(guò)程，會(huì)咬人。我戴上厚厚的手套，小心翼翼地打開鳥籠子的門。這只鸚鵡走出來(lái)，抬頭看看我說(shuō)：“別擔(dān)心。我不會(huì)傷害你。”