美國(guó)流行笑話：A Deviled Egg 一個(gè)魔鬼蛋

164　A Deviled Egg 一個(gè)魔鬼蛋

Eight and a half months pregnant, I was in no shape for any conventional costume. Still, I wanted to go to a costume party, so I painted a big yellow circle on an extra-extra-large white T-shirt, dug a pair of red devil horns out of my kids' Halloween junk pile... and went as a deviled egg.
我懷孕八個(gè)半月了，什么常規(guī)的戲裝都穿不進(jìn)去了。可我還想去參加化裝舞會(huì)。于是，我在特大特大號(hào)T恤衫上畫(huà)一個(gè)大大的黃色的圈，又從孩子們丟棄的萬(wàn)圣節(jié)戲裝里找出兩個(gè)紅色的魔鬼角。我作為一個(gè)魔鬼蛋出席了。