美國(guó)流行笑話：Road closed 道路關(guān)閉

127　Road closed 道路關(guān)閉

Signs warning of closed roadways are frequently ignored in rural area. Highway workers barely took notice when a woman drove past their sign to the trench they had dug in the middle of the road. They were surprised, however, to see the same woman coming toward them from the same direction a couple of hours later. “Oh,” she said distractedly as she again pulled up next to the trench crew. “Is it closed in this direction too?”

在鄉(xiāng)間，人們往往忽視道路關(guān)閉的警示標(biāo)志。所以，當(dāng)一個(gè)女人開車從修路工人旁邊經(jīng)過(guò)，開往他們?cè)诼分虚g挖的大溝的時(shí)候，他們幾乎都沒(méi)有在意?？墒牵瑑蓚€(gè)小時(shí)以后，同一個(gè)女人從同一個(gè)方向又開過(guò)來(lái)的時(shí)候，他們感到驚奇。當(dāng)她又開到挖溝隊(duì)跟前的時(shí)候，她驚慌失措地說(shuō)：“怎么這個(gè)方向也關(guān)閉了呢？”