美國流行笑話：Have you seen her grades? 你沒看見她的成績嗎？

112　Have you seen her grades? 你沒看見她的成績嗎？

As an admissions counselor for a state university, I took a call from an irate mother demanding to know why her daughter had been turned down. Avoiding any mention of the transcript full of D's, I explained that her daughter just wasn't as “competitive” as the admitted class. “Why doesn't she try another school for a year and then transfer?” I suggested. “Another school!” exclaimed Mom. “Have you seen her grades?”

我是一所州立大學的招生員。我接到一個憤怒的母親打來的電話，要求知道為什么她的女兒沒有被錄取。我避免說她女兒的成績單上全是D，只是解釋說她的女兒不像被錄取的學生那樣“有競爭性”。我建議說：“你女兒可以先到別的學校學一年，然后再轉學。”那位媽媽大喊道：“轉學？你沒看見她的成績嗎？”