美國流行笑話：Now we can sleep 現(xiàn)在我們可以睡覺了

44　Now we can sleep 現(xiàn)在我們可以睡覺了

Sometime around two in the morning our phone rang. “Wrong number,” my husband growled, and slammed down the receiver. A few minutes later it rang again. I heard him say, “One with pepperoni and extra cheese and one with chicken. Pick up in 20 minutes.” “What was that?” I asked. “I took his order. Now we can sleep.”

半夜兩點(diǎn)鐘，我們的電話響了。“你打錯號了。”我的丈夫憤憤地說，并且砰地一聲把電話掛上。幾分鐘以后，電話又響了。我聽見他說：“一個要意大利香腸，多加奶酪；另一個要雞肉。20分鐘以后來拿。”我問：“什么事？”“我接受了他的訂貨。現(xiàn)在我們可以睡覺了。”