英語幽默笑話30秒U(xiǎn)nit25：Heart Transplant心臟移植

　　有一名男子患有心臟病，被送往醫(yī)院急診室。

　　The doctor tells him that he will not live unless he has a heart transplant right away.

　　醫(yī)生告訴他，除非他立刻接受心臟移植，否則他就活不成。

　　Another doctor runs into the room and says,

　　另外一名，醫(yī)生跑進(jìn)急診室說：

　　"you are in luck,two hearts just became avaible ,so you will get to choose which one you want.One belongs to an attorney and the other to a social worker."

　　“你真幸運(yùn)，剛好有兩個(gè)心臟可移植，所以你要選擇你要哪一個(gè)心臟。一個(gè)是屬于律師，另一個(gè)是屬于社會工作者。”

　　The man quickly responds,"the attorney's ."

　　這名男子很快響應(yīng)說：“律師的。”

　　The doctor says,"Wait!Don't you want to know a little about them before you make your decision?"

　　醫(yī)生說：“等等!你不想在你做決定之前了解一下他們嗎?”

　　The man says,"I already know enough.We all know that social workers are bleeding hearts and the attorney's probably never used his .So I will take attorney's!"

　　這名男子說：“我已經(jīng)知道夠了。大家都知道社會工作者都是流血的(有同情心的)心臟，而律師的心臟可能從來都不曾用過他的。所以我選擇律師的心臟。"