英語(yǔ)幽默笑話30秒U(xiǎn)nit22： guardian angle守護(hù)天使

　　有一名男子正走在街上的時(shí)候聽(tīng)到一個(gè)聲音：

　　"Stop!Stand still!If you take one more step,a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."

　　“停!站住不要?jiǎng)映蚩诠阍僮咭徊?，就?huì)有一個(gè)磚塊掉到你的頭上砸死你。”

　　The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.

　　這名男子停住了，一個(gè)大磚塊就掉在他的面前。

　　The man was astonished .

　　這名男子非常驚訝。

　　He went on,and after a while he was going to cross the road.

　　他繼續(xù)向前走：不久后，他要穿越馬路。

　　Once again the voice shouted;

　　那個(gè)聲音再次叫說(shuō)：

　　Stop!Stand still!If you take one more step a car will over you and you will die."

　　“停!站住不要?jiǎng)樱绻阍僮咭徊?，就?huì)有一輛汽車(chē)輾過(guò)你，你就會(huì)死掉。”

　　The man did as he was instructed,

　　這名男子因?yàn)樵恢甘具^(guò)，所以就照著做，

　　just as a car came careening around the corner,barely missing him.

　　此時(shí)正好有一輛汽車(chē)左搖右晃地沖過(guò)轉(zhuǎn)角處，差一點(diǎn)撞上他。

　　"Where are you? " the man asked,"Who are you? "

　　這名男子問(wèn)說(shuō)：“你在哪里?你是誰(shuí)?”

　　"I am your guardian angle," the voice answered.

　　這個(gè)聲音回答說(shuō)：“我是你的守護(hù)天使。…”

　　"Oh yeah?" the man asked."And where the hell were you when I got married?"

　　這名男子問(wèn)說(shuō)：“喔，是嗎?那我結(jié)婚的時(shí)候：你死到哪里去了?”