英語(yǔ)幽默笑話：你以為我就不認(rèn)識(shí)你了

　　Walking on the beach one day he saw a crab, went to see what happens, suddenly crab pincers(鉗子) folder, then crab bush run. Tiger jumped the pain, followed by the recovery of crabs!

　　Catch up with no trees on the crab, and then to see a tiger in Shou Network spiders, tiger angry at Spider: Good you a crab! Do you think you posted on the Web and I do not recognize you!

　　一天老虎在沙灘散步，見(jiàn)到一只螃蟹，就走過(guò)去想看個(gè)究竟，突然被螃蟹的鉗子夾了一下，螃蟹拔腿就往樹(shù)叢里跑。老虎痛得跳起來(lái)了，緊接著就追螃蟹!

　　追到樹(shù)叢就不見(jiàn)螃蟹了，這時(shí)老虎看見(jiàn)一只守在大網(wǎng)中的蜘蛛，老虎對(duì)著蜘蛛發(fā)火了：好你個(gè)螃蟹!你以為你上了網(wǎng)我就不認(rèn)得你了!