英語幽默笑話：五點鐘以后不收瓶子

　　One day neat closing time at 6:30, four young children arrived with bottles. Wanting to put a stop to this habit, I sternly2 asked each child if he was aware of the rules. Three shook their heads no, but the youngest said he knew. "Why then." I asked, "have you brought me these bottles?"

　　"I can't tell time yet." He said.

　　五點鐘以后不收瓶子

　　快到六點半下班的時候，四個孩子來退瓶子。為了制止他們的這個習(xí)慣，我故意很嚴(yán)肅的問每個孩子是否知道我們的規(guī)定。其中三個孩子都搖頭表示不知道。只有那個最小的說他知道。“那你為什么還在這個時間來退瓶子呢?”我問他。

　　“我還不認(rèn)識表呢!”他說。