英語(yǔ)幽默笑話：懲罰（雙語(yǔ)）

　　One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."

　　一天，小女孩從學(xué)?；氐郊依?，對(duì)媽媽說(shuō)：媽媽，今天在學(xué)校里我因?yàn)橐患覜]有做的事情而受到懲罰。

　　The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?"

　　媽媽激動(dòng)地說(shuō)：那真是太可怕了！我要跟你的老師好好談一談，對(duì)了，你沒有做過(guò)的那件事是什么？

　　The little girl replied, "My homework."

　　小女孩回答說(shuō)：我的家庭作業(yè)。