Who this phone belongs to 誰的手機
"Hello?" "Honey, It's me. Are you at the club?" "Yes." "Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink2 coat... It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?" "What's the price?" "Only $150,000." "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."
"Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership3 and saw the 2004 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke4 with the salesman and he gave me a really good price... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..." "What price did he quote you?" "Only $60, 000..."
"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." "Great! Before we hang up, something else..." "What?" "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property..."
"How much are they asking?" "Only $450,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..." "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420, 000. OK?" "OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!" "Bye...I do too..."
The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present: "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
在一家私人俱樂部的更衣室中，有幾個剛剛鍛煉完的男人。忽然，一張長椅上的手機響了。一個男人拿了起來，于是有了下面這段對話：
“喂?”“親愛的，是我。你在俱樂部嗎?”“是啊。”“好極了!我在離你兩個街區(qū)遠的商店里。我看上了一件非常漂亮的貂皮外套……絕對完美!!我可以買嗎?”“多少錢?”“才1，500美圓。”“好的，可以，買吧，只要你喜歡……”
“對了，在梅塞德斯代理商那里，我還看到了幾款2004年的車型。我看上了其中一款。我問那位銷售人員，他給了我一個超低價……既然我們想要換掉去年的那輛寶馬……”“他報價多少?”“才6萬美圓……”
“好的，但是按照這個價格，我要所有的可選配件。”“太棒了!在掛電話之前，還有一件事……”“什么事?”“這看起來要一大筆錢，我正在算你的銀行賬目，還有……我在房產(chǎn)代理商那里待了一會兒，看見了我們?nèi)ツ昕催^的那座別墅。正在減價呢!!還記得嗎?有游泳池、英式花園、大區(qū)域的停車場、海濱地產(chǎn)……”
“他們出價多少?”“才45萬美圓……多便宜的價格啊，而且我看到我們的銀行里還有可以支付的錢……”“好的，那就去把它買下來吧，但是只出價42萬美圓，好嗎?”“好的，親愛的……謝謝你!一會兒見!!我愛你!!!”“再見……我也愛你……”
男人掛斷電話，合上手機蓋，舉起握著手機的手，問在場的人：“哪位知道這部手機是誰的?”
