英語(yǔ)幽默：做好安全保密工作（雙語(yǔ)）

　　If you were concerned about identity theft,youshouldn't have left your private information lyingaround where I could find it!"

　　如果你擔(dān)心你的帳號(hào)被盜，你就不該把你的個(gè)人信息放在我能找到的地方。