幽默笑話(huà)精粹60：應(yīng)該早告訴他

A Mormon bishop，a Catholic priest, and an evangelist were fishing from a boat in the middle of a small lake. The priest realized that he’d left his tackle box in his car, and，not wanting to disturb the other two，got out of the boat and walked over the water to the shore，got his gear, walked back，and started fishing.

一位摩門(mén)教主教、一位天主教牧師和一位新教傳教士坐在同一艘船上在一個(gè)小湖的中央釣魚(yú)。牧師發(fā)現(xiàn)他把漁具箱落在他車(chē)上了。他不想因此而打攪另兩個(gè)人，所以他下船從水上走到了岸邊。他拿了他的工具，又這樣走了回來(lái)開(kāi)始釣魚(yú)。

An hour or so passed, and the bishop began to feel a little hungry. His lunch was back in his car, though. . . So, he got out of the boat .walked over the water got his lunch，came back，and nibbled on his sandwich.

大概過(guò)了一個(gè)小時(shí)，那個(gè)摩門(mén)主教開(kāi)始感覺(jué)有一點(diǎn)餓。但是他的午飯也放在了汽車(chē)?yán)?。所以，他下了船從水面走過(guò)，拿回了他的午飯開(kāi)始吃起三明治。

The evangelist，not to be outdone. decided that he’d best go for a walk，too. He mumbled something about going to the bathroom，stood up，stepped over the side of the boat… and splashed into the lake.

那個(gè)傳教士覺(jué)得不能輸給他們，于是決定他也下船走一圈。他嘴里嘟嚷著要去廁所，站起身來(lái)踩著船邊，一下掉進(jìn)了湖里。

The priest，chuckling, said to the bishop . “Think we should’ve told him about those submerged rocks

牧師樂(lè)著對(duì)主教說(shuō):“我覺(jué)得我們?cè)缭摳嬖V他那些水中的石頭在哪。”