幽默笑話精粹41：場(chǎng)景

Did you hear the one about the ethnic who came home and found his wife between the sheets with another man? Well，he pulls out a gun, saying,“ That’s enough! I’m going to put an end to this once and for all!” Then he puts the gun up to his head.

你有沒有聽說過有一個(gè)人，當(dāng)他回到家后發(fā)現(xiàn)自己的妻子正和另一個(gè)男人在鬼混，他立刻拔出手槍喊到:“我受夠了!看來今天是要做一個(gè)了結(jié)了!”說完他將槍口對(duì)準(zhǔn)自己的頭。

The unfaithful wife shouts, "Don’t do it! Don’t do it! Don’t kill yourself !” The enraged ethnic replies, "Shut up, bitch，because you're next!”

這時(shí)那個(gè)蕩婦喊到:“不，不要這樣，你可不能自殺呀!”那人聽了憤怒地吼道:“閉嘴，潑婦，下一個(gè)死的就是你!”