幽默笑話精粹21：上天堂還是下地獄

Two guys recently dead were given the option to stay either in Heaven or Hell fog the rest of their eternity. They asked if it was OK to look around first, and to their surprise,it was.First, they went to Heaven. All niceguys were there, dressed in white they sat on clouds playing harp. Quite a boring place, thought our heroes.

兩個(gè)家伙死了之后，被允許選擇是愿意呆在天堂還是地獄。他們提出能否到兩個(gè)地方先觀光一下，他們被允許了。首先他們來(lái)到了天堂。這里都是穿著白衣服看上去很正派的人，他們坐在白云上彈奏著豎琴。他們想:這是個(gè)多無(wú)聊的地方呀。

"Let' s go to Hell，”they said to each other.

“讓我們下地獄吧，”他們互相商量著。

Hell turned out to be a completely different scene. It was all bars, casino andamusement parks. Free drinks for everyone and a lot of people having a real good time.Back from Hell，the guys were asked to choose between Heaven and Hell. They both chose Hell.

他們來(lái)到了地獄，這里簡(jiǎn)直是一番完全不同的景色。那里有酒吧、賭場(chǎng)和游樂(lè)園。每個(gè)人都可以免費(fèi)喝酒，所有的人都享受著他們真正的快樂(lè)時(shí)光。當(dāng)他們從地獄回來(lái)以后，他們不得不在天堂和地獄之間做出選擇。最后，他們都選擇了下地獄。

Back in Hell, they were immediately scuffled in the back of a sub-surface car and driven to a coalmine. Someone gave them a shovel each and told them to start working.

回到了地獄之后，他們立即被送進(jìn)了一輛礦井車的后座，然后駛向了一個(gè)煤礦井。有人給他們每人一個(gè)鏟子，叫他們開(kāi)始工作。

"What' s this? The last time we were here the place was entirely different.”

“這是怎么回事?上次我們?cè)谶@里的時(shí)候完全不是這樣的。”

"Yes, but then you were tourists, now you are immigrants.

“是的，但是那時(shí)你們是游客，現(xiàn)在你們是移民。