超簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話(huà)5則

Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.

老師：誰(shuí)能回到我下一個(gè)問(wèn)題，誰(shuí)就可以回家了。

One boy throws his bag out the window.

一個(gè)小男孩把書(shū)包扔到窗外。

Teacher: who just threw that?!

老師：誰(shuí)剛剛把書(shū)包扔出去了?

Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

男孩：我!我現(xiàn)在要回家了。

2.

What dog can jump higher than a building?

什么狗比大樓跳的還高?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

任何一只狗，大樓又跳不起來(lái)。

3.

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

什么有頭、有尾，但是沒(méi)有身體?

A coin!

硬幣。

4.

What has one eye but cannot see?

什么有一只眼睛，卻看不見(jiàn)?

A needle.

針。

5.

Wife: "How would you describe me?"

妻子：你會(huì)怎么形容我呢?

Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."

丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK.

Wife: "What does that mean?"

妻子：那是什么意思?

Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."

丈夫：迷人的、魅力的、可愛(ài)的、令人愉悅的、優(yōu)雅的、時(shí)髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。

Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"

妻子：哇，謝謝，但是“IJK”是什么意思呢?

Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

丈夫：開(kāi)個(gè)玩笑!