英語(yǔ)幽默笑話：尋找出納

There was a banker who attended a dinner party, and a friend said to him, "Oh! I heard that your bank is looking for a cashier," and the banker said "Yes, yes, we are, we are." And then the friend said, "But I thought you just hired one a few weeks ago."

So the banker replied, "Yes, yes, indeed, we did. That's the one we're looking for now."

So the friend said, "Can you describe him? What does he look like?"

And the banker replied, "Well, he is about five feet tall and (we're about) one hundred thousand dollars short."

晚宴上，有位銀行家坐在那兒，他的朋友問(wèn)他：“我聽(tīng)說(shuō)你們銀行在找一位出納，是嗎?”銀行家回答：“是的，我們是在找。”朋友說(shuō)：“不過(guò)你們幾個(gè)禮拜以前不是已經(jīng)請(qǐng)到一個(gè)人了嗎?”

銀行家說(shuō)：“我們確實(shí)是雇用了一個(gè)人，而我們現(xiàn)在就是在找這個(gè)人。”

那個(gè)友人說(shuō)：“你說(shuō)說(shuō)看他長(zhǎng)什么樣子?”

銀行家回答：“他是五尺(無(wú)恥)之士，身長(zhǎng)(藏)十萬(wàn)。”