英語(yǔ)笑話：看到不該看的

 

A:I had much trouble with my son Dick.

我現(xiàn)在管不了我兒子迪克了。

B:You should not worry about that in the least for I had trouble withmy daugllter too.

你用不著擔(dān)心，我也經(jīng)常與我女兒發(fā)生矛盾。

A:I suppose Dick's like me that way too I believe.

我想，迪克隨我。

B:That's not bad.

那并不是件壞事呀!

A:That's just too bad.I told him time and again not to do wh atI did but to do what I told him to do.but that didn't seem to work at all.

問(wèn)題就壞在這里了。我三番五次地告訴他，不要照我做的去做，而要照我說(shuō)的去做。可似乎根本沒(méi)有用。

B:Look here,Bill,suppose you just tell me what's happened and I'Il try to work things out for you.

比爾，看著我，究竟發(fā)生了什么，你快告訴我。我將幫你理出個(gè)頭緒來(lái)。

A:Well,I sort of told Dick not to go to see striptease ladies, for he could see tllings he actuallV shouldn't and what do you think he did?

我，呃，呃……告訴他不要去看脫衣舞女郎，因?yàn)樗赡軙?huì)看到不該看的東西，你知道他怎么了?

B:What?

怎么?

A:Believe it or not. that was exactly what he did,and do you know what he saw there7

信不信由你，他恰恰那么做了，你猜他看到了什么?

B:Er,well,I am not much of an expert but I can guess what the boy...

呃，這個(gè)方面我不是專家，不過(guò)我猜想那孩子……

A:That's it.You've guessed it right. He saw me there.

沒(méi)錯(cuò)，你猜對(duì)了，他看見(jiàn)我在那兒。