雙語幽默笑話：欠揍的理發(fā)師

Being rather bald，I have long been used to comforting myself on a visit to the hairdresser with the opening gambit，“Grass doesn’t grow on a busy street.”

每次去美發(fā)中心的時候，我總是以一句自我安慰的話，來提及我那近乎禿頂?shù)哪X袋，“繁華的馬路不會長草。”
However，I was not prepared for the response of one barber，“We always say there’s no sense in putting a roof on an empty barn.”

沒想到，有位理發(fā)師這樣應(yīng)了我一句：“我們是認(rèn)為，荒蕪的土地就不需要有屋頂。”