雙語幽默笑話：離婚

離婚

John had waited for months to get a divorce and now he was free from his domineering wife.

"Free at last!" he screamed, throwing his divorce papers into the air. "Now, I can eat when I want to, watch television when I want to."

Two months later John was found being escorted to jail by a police officer.

A shocked friend, on seeing poor John hand-cuffed, asked, "John, why are you under arrest? I thought your troubles were over when you divorced your wife."

"I couldn't pay my alimony," related John sadly.

"Why couldn't you pay your alimony?"

"My ex-wife has custody of the money and my business."

約翰等了好幾個(gè)月才離婚，現(xiàn)在他終于擺脫了他專橫的妻子。

“終于自由了。”他尖叫著，把離婚協(xié)議書拋到空中，“現(xiàn)在，我想吃就吃，想看電視就看電視。”

兩個(gè)月后，有人發(fā)現(xiàn)約翰被警官帶進(jìn)了監(jiān)獄。

一個(gè)朋友看見可憐的約翰戴著手銬，感到很震驚，問道：“約翰，你為什么被捕了?我以為你和你妻子離婚了就沒什么麻煩了。”

“我付不起我的贍養(yǎng)費(fèi)。”約翰傷心地回答。

“你為什么付不起你的贍養(yǎng)費(fèi)呢?”

“我前妻掌握了我的財(cái)產(chǎn)和生意啊。”