模仿鳥(niǎo)兒

　　Imitate Birds

　　A man tried to get a job in a stage show. What can you do? asked the producer.

　　Imitate birds, the man said.

　　Are you kidding? answered the producer, People like that are a dime a dozen.

　　Well, I guess that's that. said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.

　　模仿鳥(niǎo)兒

　　一個(gè)人想在一個(gè)舞臺(tái)劇中找份工作。你能干什么呢?負(fù)責(zé)人問(wèn)。

　　模仿鳥(niǎo)兒，那人說(shuō)。

　　你在開(kāi)玩笑吧?負(fù)責(zé)人答道，那樣的人一毛錢(qián)可以找一打。

　　噢，那就算了。那名演員說(shuō)著，展開(kāi)翅膀，飛出了窗口。