英語幽默笑話：唯有我是司機

"Stop, stop, " a passenger looked out of the window, and shouted at the young man, "you can't catch it ! " 　　
"I must," the young fellow said, out of breath, "because I'm only driver of the bus.

在一輛滿載乘客的公共汽車后面，一位小個子青年在奔跑著。氣車仍在高速前進。 “停下吧，”一位乘客把頭伸出窗子，對小個子喊道，“你追不上的！” 　　
“我必須追上，”小個子氣喘吁吁地說，“我是司機！”