全球十大最爆笑店鋪口號(hào)

1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary， we hear you coming."

一家消聲器店外："根本不用預(yù)約，我們聽(tīng)到你來(lái)了!"

2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

酒店門(mén)外："幫幫忙!我們?nèi)鄙俪Ｗ⌒【起^的人。"

3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman， and the 2nd one just left."

接待室的桌上："三個(gè)一輪!我們要毫不留情地趕走第三個(gè)推銷(xiāo)員!注：第二個(gè)剛剛離開(kāi)。"

4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes， Sit! Stay!"

獸醫(yī)的候診內(nèi)："稍候5分鐘。趴下，別動(dòng)!"

5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However， if you don't you will be."

在電氣公司："如果你送來(lái)鈔票，我們會(huì)很高興;如果你不送，就會(huì)被斷電。"

6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."

電腦專(zhuān)賣(mài)店門(mén)上："出去找一個(gè)更快的字節(jié)。"

7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry， come on in and get fed up."

餐館櫥窗："別餓著肚子傻呆在那兒，進(jìn)來(lái)吧，吃頓飽飯!"

8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet， we need to hear a pin drop."

在保齡球館："保持安靜，我們需要傾聽(tīng)大頭針落地。"

9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully， we'll wait."

在墓地的前院："開(kāi)車(chē)當(dāng)心，我們會(huì)等著你的。"

10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory， growing wise is optional。

在咨詢師辦公室："變老是由上帝控制的，變聰明是由自己控制的。