To Go to Heaven
Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up ..... what about you, Terry? You haven't got your hand up -- don't you want to go to Heaven? "
Terry: I can't. My Mum told me to go straight home.
去天堂
主日學(xué)校的教員:想去天堂的人舉起手來(lái),把手舉起來(lái)。。。你呢,哈里?你還沒(méi)舉手呢-- 你不想去天堂嗎?
哈里: 我去不了,因?yàn)閶寢屪屛乙环艑W(xué)就回家。