英語幽默:不吃的理由

An elderly couple goes to Burger King, where they carefully split a burger and fries. A trucker takes pity on them and offers to buy the wife her own meal. "It's all right," says the husband. "We share everything."
一對老年夫婦正在漢堡王里小心翼翼地將漢堡和薯條分成2份。一個客車司機很同情他們，于是提出要給老太太單獨買份漢堡。“沒關(guān)系，什么東西我們都是共同分享的，”老頭說。
A few minutes later, the trucker notices that the wife hasn't taken a bite. "I really wouldn't mind buying your wife her own meal," he insists. "She'll eat," the husband assures him. "We share everything."
幾分鐘后，卡車司機發(fā)現(xiàn)老太太一點東西都沒有吃。“我真的不介意為您妻子買份吃的”司機堅持地說，“她會吃的。”老頭保證說，“什么東西我們都是共同分享的。”
Unconvinced, the trucker implores the wife, "Why aren't you eating?"
卡車司機不相信，于是問老太太“為什么你不吃呢？”
The wife snaps, "Because I'm waiting for the teeth!"
“因為我在等著用我的假牙。”老太太說。