英語幽默:區(qū)別

When I take a long time, I am slow.
我做事情花了長時(shí)間，是效率低；
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.
老板做事情花了長時(shí)間，是深思熟慮。
When I don't do it, I am lazy.
我沒有做完事情，是懶惰；
When my boss doesn't do it, he is too busy.
老板沒有做完事情，是太繁忙。
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart.
沒有人告訴我的事情我做了，是自作聰明；
When my boss does the same, that is initiative.
老板做了同樣的事情，是首創(chuàng)。
When I please my boss, I am ass-kissing.
我取悅老板，是獻(xiàn)媚；
When my boss pleases his boss, he is co-operating.
老板取悅他的老板，是合作。
I do good, my boss never remembers.
我干得好，老板從來不會想起；
When I do wrong, he never forgets.
我干得不好，老板從來不會忘記。