英語幽默:9點(diǎn)關(guān)門

"Waitress," shouted the impatient diner, "do I have to sit here and starve all night?"
“服務(wù)員，”用餐者不耐煩地叫道，“我必須整晚坐在這兒挨餓嗎？”
"no, sir, we close at nine o'clock."
“不，先生，我們9點(diǎn)關(guān)門。”