反愚妙招系列之一

Don't be fooled on this April Fool's Day

這次愚人節(jié)不要再被人整了！

You swore you'd never fall for another April Fool's Day prank. Now it's time to keep that promise by following these easy steps for how to avoid pranks on April Fool's Day.

你發(fā)誓再也不能在愚人節(jié)這天被整了。如果你按以下愚人節(jié)防惡搞攻略見(jiàn)招拆招，你就不會(huì)那么容易被整到了。

Step 1 BE PREPARED.

策略一：提前準(zhǔn)備

The best way not to be the butt of an April Fool's Day prank is to prepare ahead of time. Circle the date in red on the calendar and get into the April Fool's Day mindset the night before. It's not a bad idea, especially if you're susceptible to April Fool's Day pranks, to write a note the night before reminding yourself it's going to be April Fool's Day and leave it on your night stand, so you'll see it first thing in the morning.

不要成為別人笑柄的最好辦法是提前做好準(zhǔn)備。在日歷上把愚人節(jié)這天用紅色圓圈圈起來(lái)。4月1日前一天你就要進(jìn)入狀態(tài)。這是個(gè)不錯(cuò)的主意，尤其那些對(duì)愚人節(jié)比較敏感的人來(lái)說(shuō)。,愚人節(jié)前一天晚上你最好寫(xiě)一個(gè)便箋提醒自己,把它放在的臺(tái)燈上,確保第二天早上你能第一眼看到它。

Step 2 PAY ATTENTION.

策略二：集中注意力

 On April Fool's Day, be alert to pranks all day long. That means check your seat every time you sit down. Watch where you put your feet and hands. Be suspicious of strange packages. Don't believe everything you hear, especially when it's really good or really bad news. And be especially careful when you're on the computer. Don't open emails from anyone you don't know. And be cautious even with emails from people you do know!

愚人節(jié)這天一定要高度戒備起來(lái)。每次坐下時(shí)一定要檢查你的座位，注意你放手和腳的地方是否有玄機(jī)。對(duì)奇怪的包裹要引起注意。不要輕信你所聽(tīng)到的每件事,不管是好消息還是壞消息。當(dāng)你上網(wǎng)的時(shí)候也要特別注意，不要打開(kāi)陌生人或熟人給你的電子郵件！

Step 3 TAKE A TRIP.

策略三：出去旅游

If you can afford to get away, plan to be somewhere that doesn't "celebrate" April Fool's Day with pranks. Then you can just relax and enjoy yourself, like any other day.

如果你能出去旅游的話，建議你去那些沒(méi)有慶祝愚人節(jié)活動(dòng)的地方。這樣，你就可以像往常一樣好好放松和享受了。

Step 4 USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM.

策略四：采用結(jié)伴制

Plan ahead to be with a friend you trust on April Fool's Day. You can look out for each other and enjoy the day together prank-free.

提前和你值得信任的朋友商量好，在愚人節(jié)這天，你們互相照顧，共同提防惡作劇，一起享受沒(méi)有惡作劇的一天。

Step 5 HIDE.

策略五：隱藏起來(lái)

If you don't answer your phone or the doorbell, or leave your house, chances are you're not going to be the butt of pranks on April Fool's Day. But you're also not going to have much fun. So try the tips above and enjoy this April Fool's Day.

在愚人節(jié)這天，如果有人給你打電話你不要接，有人敲門(mén)你也不要開(kāi)，或者你可以離開(kāi)家，這樣，你就不會(huì)被人整到?？墒沁@樣你會(huì)很孤獨(dú)無(wú)趣地過(guò)一天。因此，除了參考上述建議避免一些惡作劇外,還是盡情享受這個(gè)愚人節(jié)給你帶來(lái)的快樂(lè)吧！