搞笑的英語小品劇本怎么寫?這些小品肯定會(huì)讓你滿意

相信有的小伙伴肯定喜歡看小品，小品能夠給我們帶來快樂，能夠舒緩我們的心情，最近學(xué)校讓寫一篇搞笑的英語小品是不是讓你為難了呢，下面就給大家說幾個(gè)英語小品，希望對(duì)你有幫助。

一秒鐘與一百萬

A Second and A Million Dollars

A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"

一男子進(jìn)入教堂和上帝對(duì)話.他問:"主啊, 一百萬美元對(duì)你意味著多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又問:"那一百萬年呢?"上帝說:"一秒鐘."最后男子請求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士嗎?"上帝回答:"過一秒鐘."

搞笑的英語小品

結(jié)婚花多少錢

A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!
一個(gè)小男孩問他的爸爸，結(jié)婚要花多少錢?爸爸說：我不知道，因?yàn)槲胰匀辉诟稁ぁ?/p>

搞笑英語兩人小品對(duì)話

Two birls

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

兩只鳥

老師： 這兒有兩只鳥，一只是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎?

學(xué)生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

老師：請說說看。

學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

男: This seat empty?(這個(gè)座位是空的吧?)

女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.(是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。)【我立馬走人】

男：Haven''t I seen you some place before?(我好像以前在什么地方見過你?)

女：Yes. That''s why I don''t go there anymore.(是的。這就是我不再去那個(gè)地方的原因。)【我不想和你有任何交集】

男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?(這個(gè)星期六你想跟我出去嗎?)

女：Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。這個(gè)周末我頭疼)【^_^頭疼也是可以預(yù)約的】

男：Can I have your name?(我能知道你的名字嗎?)

女：Why? Don''t you already have one? (為什么?你不是已經(jīng)有一個(gè)了嗎?)

男：I''m a photographer. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是攝影師。我一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。)

女：I''m a plastic surgeon. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是整形外科醫(yī)生。我也一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。)【長的真丑】

男：I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能讓你非?？鞓?。)

女：Why? Are you leaving?(是嗎?你是說你要離開?)【你能離開就是對(duì)我的仁慈】

搞笑的英語小品

老鼠嫁女兒

角色(character):鼠爸爸(f)、太陽(sun)、云(cloud)、風(fēng)(wind)、墻(wall)

Once upon a time, there was a mouse father. (很久很久以前，有一個(gè)老鼠爸爸)

He wanted to marry his daughter to the greatest person in the world. (他想要將他的女兒嫁給世界上最偉大的人)

But, who was the greatest person in the world? (但是，誰是世界上最偉大的人呢?)

Oh! The sun! He must be the greatest person in the world. (啊!是太陽!他一定是世界上最偉大的人) The mouse father went to talk to the sun. (老鼠爸爸就去找太陽說話)

f -------“Hello! Mr. Sun. I know you are the greatest person in the world. (哈啰!太陽先生，我知道你是世界上最偉大的人) Would you marry my daughter?” (你愿意娶我的女兒嗎?)

sun-------“What? I’m not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is the cloud. (什么?我才不是世界上最偉大的人呢!最偉大的應(yīng)該是云) If he comes out, I’ll be covered.” (只要他一出現(xiàn)，我就被遮住了)

The mouse father went to talk to the cloud.(老鼠爸爸就去找云)

f-------“Hello! Mr. Cloud. I know you are the greatest person in the world. (哈啰!云先生，我知道你是世界上最偉大的人) Would you marry my daughter?” (你愿意娶我的女兒嗎?) cloud------“What? I’m not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is the wind. (什么?我才不是世界上最偉大的人呢!最偉大的應(yīng)該是風(fēng)) If he comes out, I’ll be blown away.” (只要他一出現(xiàn)，我就被吹的遠(yuǎn)遠(yuǎn)的)

The mouse father went to talk to the wind. (老鼠爸爸就去找風(fēng))

f--------“Hello! Mr. Wind. I know you are the greatest person in the world.(哈啰!風(fēng)先生，我知道你是世界上最偉大的人) Would you marry my daughter?” (你愿意娶我的女兒嗎?)

wind-------“What? I’m not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is the wall. (什么?我才不是世界上最偉大的人呢!最偉大的應(yīng)該是墻) If he comes out, I’ll be stopped.” (只要他一出現(xiàn)，我就被擋住了)

The mouse father went to talk to the wall. (老鼠爸爸就去找墻)

f-------“Hello! Mr. Wall. I know you are the greatest person in the world. (哈啰!墻先生，我知道你是世界上最偉大的人) Would you marry my daughter?” (你愿意娶我的女兒嗎?)

wall------“What? I’m not the greatest person in the world. The greatest person is YOU, the mouse.” (什么?我才不是世界上最偉大的人呢!最偉大的其實(shí)是你們!是老鼠!)

f-------“The greatest person in the world is … mouse?” (世界上最偉大的人…是老鼠?)

wall-------“Yes, the greatest person in the world is mouse. See? If mouse comes out, I’ll be bit!” (沒錯(cuò)!世界上最偉大的就老鼠.明白嗎?如果老鼠來了，我就會(huì)被穿過)

上面介紹了幾個(gè)搞笑的英語小品，小伙伴讀完之后是不是覺得很好呢，小伙伴也可以自己翻譯一個(gè)好的小品用英語表達(dá)出來哦，相信肯定會(huì)讓老師和小伙伴大吃一驚的。