律師們是這樣祝他們的客戶圣誕快樂的，真的很搞笑

律師們是這樣祝他們的客戶圣誕快樂的，真的很搞笑

It’s that time of year when everyone is spreading Christmas cheer, and greetings flow freely. While the most welcomed holiday wishes are from our family, friends, neighbors, and colleagues, these are not the only ones we receive. From local business giving away Christmas cards that double as coupons, to dentists wishing you Merry Christmas and casually reminding you that it’s time for your checkup — and of course, let’s not forget the variety of service providers relentlessly spamming your email with holiday offers! In this sea of greetings, everyone’s trying to catch your attention, even lawyers.

這是一年中每個人都在傳播圣誕快樂，自由的問候。雖然最受歡迎的節(jié)日祝福來自我們的家人、朋友、鄰居和同事，但我們收到的不僅僅是這些。從本地商家贈送雙倍優(yōu)惠券的圣誕賀卡，到牙醫(yī)祝你圣誕快樂，偶爾提醒你該檢查身體了——當(dāng)然，不要忘記各種各樣的服務(wù)提供商無情地向你的電子郵件發(fā)送節(jié)日優(yōu)惠!在這一片問候的海洋中，每個人都想引起你的注意，甚至律師也不例外。

For quite some time lawyers and their clients have been sharing a hilariously edited greeting. Supposedly written by a lawyer, this Merry Christmas card has probably the most ‘reasonable’ holiday wishes.

很長一段時間以來，律師和他們的客戶一直在分享一種編輯得很滑稽的問候方式。這張圣誕賀卡可能是由一位律師寫的，上面寫著最“合理”的節(jié)日祝福。

There greeting read as follows: I wish you. [but in no way guarantee] a [reasonably] Merry Christmas, [and/or festive period] and [including but not limited to] a [reasonably] happy new year [twelve (12) months from the date hereof].

問候如下:我祝你，但不保證，你有一個合理地圣誕快樂，和/或節(jié)日期間，包括但不限于合理地祝您自本協(xié)議簽訂之日起十二個月的新年快樂。

Here’s what people had to say about it

以下是人們對此的看法

圖片來源：And?elika Jasevi?iūt?