你不敢相信的奇葩分手理由

你不敢相信的奇葩分手理由

Ridiculous Break Up Excuses You Won't Believe Anyone Really Used

1. My boyfriend told me to stop wearing my Disney sweaters…I broke up with him.

男朋友要我不要再穿我的迪士尼毛衣……我就和他分手了。

2. I had to break up with my ex because he dyed his hair blonde and I realized he looked exactly like my brother.

我必須我前任分手，因為他把頭發(fā)染成了金色，這讓他看上去像極了我親兄弟。

3. After he told me he used Bing instead of Google, I knew it could never work out. You just can't trust a person like that.

他跟我說他用的是必應(yīng)而不是谷歌，我就覺得我們不能在一起了。你根本不能信任一個用必應(yīng)的人啊。

4. I became aware that I needed to break up with my boyfriend after my psychic told me to.

我的巫師讓我跟男友分手以后，我就覺得我應(yīng)該和他分手。

5. She ordered weird stuff on her pizza, so I knew it wasn't going to work out.

她點披薩時要加些奇奇怪怪的東西在上面，我覺得我們不能在一起了。

6. I knew I had to break up with my last girlfriend because she didn't accept my koolaid addiction.

我和我前女朋友分手的原因是她不能接受我喜歡喝酷愛(koolaid)飲料。

7. I broke up with a girl solely because she was a lady gaga nut.

我和一個女孩分手，就因為她是Lady Gaga的狂熱粉絲。

8. I broke up with my last boyfriend primarily because he wasn't nerdy enough.

我和我前男友分手主要是因為他不夠蠢萌。

9. I broke up with a girl because she got mad when I played my ukulele.

我和一個女孩分手，因為我彈尤克里里的時候她會很生氣。

10. I broke up with my boyfriend because he pours in milk and then the cereal. That s**t is unacceptable!
我和男朋友分手，因為他先倒奶再加麥片，簡直不可理喻！