女人對男人的一些了解

men are hard to please

男人很難取悅!

the problems with guys:

男人的問題是：

if you treat him nicely, he says you are in love with him;

如果你對他好，他說你愛上他了.

if you don’t, he says you are proud.

對他不好，他說你驕傲.

if you dress nicely, he says you are trying to lure him;

如果你穿得很漂亮，他說你企圖誘惑他.

if you don’t, he says you are from kampong.

如果不，他說你是鄉(xiāng)下來的

if you argue with him, he says you are stubborn;

如果你跟他理論，他說你固執(zhí)

if you keep quiet, he says you have no brains.

如果你沉默，他說你沒大腦!

if you are smarter than him, he’ll lose face;

如果你比他聰明，他說那是小聰明

if he is smarter than you, he is great.

如果他比你聰明，他就是有智慧!

if you don’t love him, he tries to possess you;

如果你不愛他，他想擁有你

if you love him, he will try to leave you.(very true huh?)

如果你愛他，他試著離開你.

if you don’t make love with him., he says you don’t love him;

如果你不跟他做愛，他說你不愛他

if you do!! he says you are cheap.

如果跟他做，他說你是賤貨!

if you tell him your problem, he says you are troublesome;

如果你告訴他你的問題，他說你麻煩

if you don’t, he says that you don’t trust him.

如果不，他說你不信任他

if you scold him, you are like a nanny to him;

如果你罵他，你好象他奶媽

if he scolds you, it is because he cares for you.

如果他罵你，是表示他\"關(guān)心\"你

if you break your promise, you cannot be trusted;

如果你不守承諾，你就是沒有信用

if he breaks his,he is forced to do so.

如果他不守承諾，他是迫不得已的

if you smoke, you are bad girl;

如果你吸煙，你是壞女孩

if he smokes, he is gentleman.

如果他吸煙，他是紳士

if you do well in your exams, he says it’s luck;

如果你考試成績好，他說是運氣

if he does well, it’s brains.

如果他考得好，他說是實力!

if you hurt him, you are cruel;

如果你傷害了他，表示你很殘忍

if he hurts you, you are too sensitive!

如果他傷害了你，表示你太敏感而且太難取悅!

so hard to please!

if you send this to guys, they will swear that it’s not true...

如果你寄這封信給男生，他們會發(fā)誓以上是不正確的.

but if you don’t they say you are selfish...

如果你不寄給他們，他們說你自私.