6 Ways for a Single [MAN] to Spend Valentine's Day
1. Watching "Fatal Attraction" over and over again to remind me of what I'm not missing.
2. Trying to decide how much to pay for (use your imagination here...) $20, $50, $200, the rest of my life?
3. Waiting until tomorrow when I can buy all the really cheap chocolate, then eat it all like a pig.
4. Taking my significant other, Candy, to be patched at the local bicycle repair shop.
5. Ignoring everyone, being surely, being anti-social and just generally bitter about not owning stock in Hallmark.
