Go, Max, I'm running out of oxygen, and I think there was cheese in here. And action.
繼續(xù)拍,麥克斯,我快不能呼吸了,而且我覺得袋子里有殘留的芝士。開拍。
If I achieve my goal -- specifically, a new pair of quality pants,
如果我能達(dá)到目標(biāo),尤其是能湊夠錢買一條高品質(zhì)的褲子,
then I promise I will give back to the community, wearing said pants. All I need is $1,500.
我答應(yīng)大家,我一定會(huì)穿著那條褲子去回報(bào)社會(huì)。我只需募集一千五百美元。
Stop! Whoa! $1,500? How many pounds of clothes are you getting?
停!什么!一千五?你要買多少磅的衣服呀?
Look, it's for one pair of amazing Dries Van Noten silk brocade pants -- super cute.
聽著,這是一條德賴斯·范諾頓設(shè)計(jì)的絲織錦緞褲的價(jià)格,超級(jí)好看的哦。
And, yes, it's a lot, but my investors will get something in return.
沒錯(cuò),這筆錢是不少,但我的投資者會(huì)得到相應(yīng)的回報(bào)。
For $5, they will get the feeling of goodwill in their heart.
只要捐出5塊錢,他們的內(nèi)心將充滿善意的喜悅。
For $10, I'll send them a selfie in the new pants that they bought.
捐出10塊錢,我會(huì)送他們我穿著新褲子拍的自拍照。
For $20, I'll send them a selfie without pants.
捐20塊的,我會(huì)送他們不穿褲子的自拍照。
Nobody is gonna give you money for the stuff you offered.
沒有人會(huì)因?yàn)槟闼^的"回報(bào)"白給你錢。
"Goodwill in their hearts"? This is the internet. We're animals.
"內(nèi)心充滿善意的喜悅"。拜托,現(xiàn)在是互聯(lián)網(wǎng)世界。人們都是衣冠禽獸。
You're right. I have an idea. Camera up. And action.
你說得對。我想到個(gè)主意。打開相機(jī)。開拍。
I'm sure a lot of you are probably thinking, "Look at this spoiled, indulgent, clueless girl."
我知道你們大多數(shù)人會(huì)覺得,"看這個(gè)被寵壞任性沒大腦的蠢妞"。
Well, I am.
沒錯(cuò),我是這樣想的。
And you're also probably thinking, "God, I want to slap her."
而且你們甚至還會(huì)產(chǎn)生,"天啊,真想沖上去給她一巴掌"的想法。
Well, guess what. You can!
如你所愿,這個(gè)還真可以有!
For $500, you can come here and slap my spoiled, clueless face.
只要捐出500塊,你就可以親自上門,往我寵壞白癡的臉上使勁甩一巴掌。
And cut. Pretty good, huh?
停。很不錯(cuò)吧。
Genius. Now, here, take the camera. I want to film my video to raise $500 to slap you.
太有想法了。來,現(xiàn)在換你拿相機(jī)。我要拍一個(gè)募集500塊甩你耳光的短片。
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