聽美劇學英語·破產姐妹第二季 第278期:拍張照片

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.

天啊，神啊。菩薩啊，觀音啊。

Just let me see it.

就讓我?guī)湍憧绰铩?/p>

Max, I could not continue to live here if you ever saw it.

麥克斯，讓你看那我就沒臉住下去了。

Well, then definitely let me see it.

那我絕對要看了。

It's okay, I have one too, except mine has a "Welcome" mat.

怕啥啊，你有的我都有，除了我的那里有個"歡迎進入"的腳踏墊。

I know, I'll just take a picture of it.

我知道了，我拍張那里的照片就行了。

And that's how Kim Kardashian became famous.

這就是金·卡戴珊出名的原因。

It's bad enough I'm taking a picture of my vagina, I'm doing it with an iphone 3.

拍我"小妹妹"的照已經夠慘了，更慘的是我還得用iphone 3來拍。

Too dark. Needs a flash.

太暗了。要閃光燈。

All right, but watch out for red-eye.

行，但注意紅眼啊。

Ohh... There she is. Yeah, that's definitely something.

這下瞧見她了。看樣子絕對有問題。

Let me see it.

讓我看看。

Wait, it needs a filter. Lo-fi, no. Valencia, no. Oh, maybe just a border.

等等，這得加個濾鏡。低保真度，巴倫西亞濾鏡，都不要。還是加個邊框啊。

Just give it to me. Oh ho, that's not good.

快給我看。哎喲，這絕對有問題。

I just want to go on the record. It doesn't always look like that. It's actually quite pretty.

我就想聲明一下。她平常不是這樣的。平常還挺美的呢。

Well, now it has a good personality.

現在她則是丑得很有個性。