Andy, I'm sorry about your birthday.
安迪,抱歉忘了你的生日。
It just went out of my head. I feel bad.
我腦子愣是沒記住。我很內疚。
And I feel sick. Can you stop swinging the bed?
我很想吐。你能不能別晃這張床了?
Sorry, I'm nervous.
抱歉,我緊張嘛。
Yeah, you're nervous a lot, which is why our other bed isn't moving at all.
對啊,你就是常常緊張,所以我們其他的床從來不"動"。
No, no, no, no, no, don't go. Come back. Come back to the sex bed.
別別別,別走啊。過來,快回到性愛之床上。
Let's get some sex going!
我們現(xiàn)在就開"動"吧!
Come on! We can get this bed moving now!
來啊,我們現(xiàn)在就能讓這床"大動特動"
See! See? Oh, it's your birthday! It's your birthday! It's tomorrow.
看!看見沒?今天是你的生日,今天是你的生日!是明天啦。
Okay. Okay. I can do better, see?
好吧,好吧。我可以做得更好,你看?
Here we go! Now, here we go! Wanna see me twerk it?
好戲上場!精彩不斷!想看我跳鋼管舞嗎?
If I'd had any food, I would throw up.
如果我有吃東西,一定全吐出來。
Okay, yeah, have a seat. Let's have some bread.
好了,快坐下來吧。吃點面包。
Has it really been that long since we had sex?
我們真的有那么久沒做愛了嗎
Sweetie, after that dance, it's hard to believe you've ever had sex.
親愛的,跳完那段舞,很難相信會有人愿意跟你做愛。
It hasn't been that long. The shop opened on the 12th, so it's... What?
沒有那么久啦。蛋糕店是12號開業(yè)的,所以...怎么了?
No, it's just interesting you had no problem remembering that date.
沒什么,真有意思,開業(yè)的日子你倒是能輕易想起來。
Let me ask you a question. Where do you think you're going?
那我問你個問題。你覺得你會走到哪里?
What do you mean? I'm here.
這話什么意思,我就在這里啊。
No. Where do you think you're going? Like, where do you see your life in a year?
不。你覺得你以后的路會走到哪里?比如,你覺得你一年后的生活會如何?
Well, pretty soon, Max and I will be out of this rough patch,
很快,我和麥克斯將會度過這個難關,
and full force with the business, doing weddings and big events,
并全力以赴經營蛋糕店,承辦婚禮和大型宴會,
and then Max and I will probably open another store, get a bigger apartment.
然后我和麥克斯可能會開一家分店,換一間大點的公寓。
Okay, and am I in there somewhere?
好,那這里面有我嗎?
Oh, come on. I was getting to you.
拜托,我剛準備說你呢。
Were you? When? When were you getting to me? After your business is a success?
是嗎?什么時候,什么時候才會輪到我?在你的事業(yè)獲得成功之后嗎?
No! Now. Come on. Sex time in the sex bed. Wanna do it on the floor?
不,現(xiàn)在啊。來嘛,在性愛之床上滾床單。想在地板上"滾"嗎?