聽美劇學(xué)英語·破產(chǎn)姐妹第二季 第82期:愿為你做任何事

It's not a big deal. That kind of situation happens to a lot of people.

沒什么大不了的。很多人都發(fā)生過這尷尬事。

Who? Who has that ever happened to?

誰？都誰發(fā)生過這種事了？

I know this might be a delicate area right now,

現(xiàn)在提這個話題有點敏感，

but I'm thinking you should probably pay more than half of our water bill.

但我覺得以后咱們家的水費你得付一半以上。

Hey, girls. I need some hot tea to warm me up.

姑娘們。我需要杯熱茶暖暖身子。

There's no hot water in our building when I tried to take a shower.

早先我想洗澡，發(fā)現(xiàn)我們大樓沒熱水了。

That's because it's all in Caroline.

因為都跑進(jìn)卡洛琳身體里了。

Max! You are too tense. Here. Take this and relax a little.

麥克斯！干嘛這么敏感啊。來吧，來讓你放松一下。

Eh? This doing anything for you?

如何？"舒緩"一點了嗎？

Well, I'll be in my booth.

我去坐我老位子了。

Hello, Sophie.

你好啊，蘇菲。

What are you doing in my booth?

你在我的卡座里干啥呢？

It's not your booth, it's my booth. And look. All the other booths are taken.

才不是你的卡座，是我的卡座，還有。其他卡座都被人占了。

So you'll have to sit at small table, as is customary for lone diners.

你得像其他獨自前來的客人，獨自一人坐小桌子了。

This is my booth. It's okay, you didn't know. Okay, bye-bye now.

這是我的專座。沒事，不知者無罪，你們走吧。

Hello, Max. Check out my new booth. I think it's better.

麥克斯，快看我的新專座。比舊的還棒呢。

Oh, no. I don't want to see him again.

慘了，我不想再見到他。

Look, he's already seen you at your worst.

他都已經(jīng)看過你最壞的一面了。

You vomited and masturbated. That's your full range.

你最慘也就嘔吐跟自慰了。

Hi. Look, I know you're really embarrassed about -- Well, everything.

你好啊。我知道你肯定還覺得...那些事丟人。

And there's really nothing I can say to convince you not to be.

我也知道無論我說什么你還是會覺得丟人。

So... Who's embarrassed now?

所以呢...這下我也丟人了吧？

And to further my embarrassment, I will now do gymnastics in public.

為了更丟人，我將在公眾場合做體操動作。

That is not embarrassing. It was amazing.

那才不丟人呢，根本帥呆了。

All right. Well, then come back to my house and watch me masturbate.

好吧。那你跟我回家，我也自慰給你看。

Or we could just get coffee.

也可以一起去喝杯咖啡

Yay, I'm so happy! Thanks, Max.

我好高興哦！謝了，麥克斯。

No, not for you. For me. I'm getting unlimited candy and maybe some pills.

不是替你高興，是替自己。終身免費糖果，而且還可能有"藥"。