So, Darius, what was Earl like as a dad? It must have been great, huh?
達(dá)瑞斯,厄爾是個什么樣的爸爸?感覺一定很棒吧?
I bet he packed the coolest lunches. A joint for recess, and a gin and juice box.
我敢說他一定給你準(zhǔn)備最酷的午餐。還給大麻讓你休息時間抽,一盒琴酒混果汁。
Oh, yeah, yeah. He was a great dad. I mean, he was always there.
對啊,他是個很棒的爸爸。我是說,他一直陪在我身邊。
Except for my childhood. You've gotta laugh!
童年時期之外啦。這不笑不行啊。
Earl is sitting right there.
厄爾就坐在你旁邊呢。
Well, it's a joke. Take it easy there, fun size.
說笑而已嘛,別太較真了,小不點(diǎn)
Han, take no offense. He's just pulling your leg a little.
阿憨,別生氣。他只是跟你開個小玩笑。
Darius has always been funny. Why am I thinking about Terrence?
達(dá)瑞斯一直很搞笑。為什么我會想起特倫斯呢?
I don't know. I'm the funny one, dad.
不知道,我才是搞笑那個,爸。
I don't recall there being a Terrence in our family.
我不記得我們家有人叫特倫斯啊。
But then again, I don't know how far you've thrown your seed.
不過,我哪知道你的“種”播了多遠(yuǎn)呀。
You've gotta laugh. Do you?
這不笑不行啊。是咩?
Darius was voted the funniest salesman at the Chrysler dealership.
達(dá)瑞斯被克萊斯勒代理商選為最搞笑的銷售員。
Yes, I was. And that's why I quit my job. To pursue my dream to become a comedian.
沒錯,所以我辭了我的工作。去追求夢想,當(dāng)一名單口相聲員。
See? See, he's funny. Always making jokes.
看見沒,他好好笑。一直在開玩笑。
That's not a joke, daddy. No, no, that's why I'm in town.
那不是玩笑,老爹。真的不是,這就是為什么我進(jìn)城。
To audition at the comedy club tomorrow night.
就是為了明天晚上喜劇俱樂部的面試。
I already got my stage name. "Darius the hilarious".
我已經(jīng)想好我的藝名了,“笑星達(dá)叔”。
I think it's a good choice, right? Is it?
名字超有才的,對不對?是咩?
Well, obviously, big D, we will all be there to support you. Will we?
放心吧,達(dá)哥,我們都會到場支持你的。是咩?
hold up, Darius. How did all of this happen?
慢著,達(dá)瑞斯,這事是怎么搞的
Well, I mean, I knew a guy at Cadillac who knew a guy at Toyota who knew a guy at Subaru
我認(rèn)識一個賣卡迪拉克的家伙,他認(rèn)識個賣豐田的,那人又認(rèn)識賣斯巴魯?shù)模?/p>
who sold the club owner a dodge. And then he hit a kid with it.
賣斯巴魯?shù)馁u了一輛道奇車給俱樂部老板。然后老板開著道奇車撞了個小孩。
The kid should have dodged. You gotta laugh!
那孩子應(yīng)該閃開“道”的。這很好笑吧!
There's a dead kid in the mix and we got to laugh?
有小孩死了呢,這事還笑得出來嗎?
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