聽美劇學(xué)英語·破產(chǎn)姐妹第二季 第16期:苦等電話

Max, have you seen my phone?

麥克斯，你看見我的手機(jī)了嗎

I wanna take a picture of this bad tip and put it on Instagram.

我要把這點少得可憐的小費拍下來，然后放到圖片分享網(wǎng)。

Getting loose change used to be so depressing, but now I can share it with strangers.

以前收到這么散的零錢會難過，但是現(xiàn)在我可以跟陌生人分享一下。

Let me sum it up. Twitter is stupid.

我來總結(jié)一下。推特已經(jīng)夠蠢了

And Instagram is twitter for people who can't read.

而圖片分享網(wǎng)，就是給不識字的人看的推特

Where is my phone? I could've sworn I left it right here, next to yours.

我的手機(jī)在哪兒？我發(fā)誓我把它放在你手機(jī)旁邊了

Oh, I'll just call it.

我打個電話就知道了

Oh, that's not necessary. I'm sure it'll turn up...

沒必要吧。它會自己跑出來的...

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and there like it's better than yours

老娘的"奶"昔招蜂引蝶一流，隨便一比都比姐們你牛。

In my pocket.

在我口袋里

Max, why are you hiding my phone in your apron?

麥克斯，你干嘛把我手機(jī)藏在你圍裙里

Is that the big question, really? 'cause I think the bigger question is,

這不是重點，好嗎？我覺得重點是

Why is your ringtone "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"?

你的鈴音為什么會是"老娘的"奶"昔招蜂引蝶一流"

If you have to ask that, you clearly have not seen my milkshake.

如果連這你都不知道，那想必你是沒看見過我的"奶昔"。

Okay, here. I'm busted. I was checking to see if Martha Stewart called us yet.

好吧，還給你，被你逮到了。我檢查瑪莎·斯圖爾特給我們打電話了沒。

You checked it again? You check it, like, every 15 minutes.

你又檢查??？你每15分鐘就要看一遍。

I know! I am acting like a little bitch.

是啊，我現(xiàn)在就像個沒骨氣的妞

Max, Martha Stewart has our business card. She liked our cupcakes. She'll call.

麥克斯，瑪莎·斯圖爾特有我們的名片。她喜歡我們的小蛋糕，她就會打電話。

Look, in my defense, she asked for our card.

我想說的是，是她先開口要的名片

She got us all hot and bothered. And then what? Nothing.

把我們搞得既興奮又期待，然后呢？音訊全無。

Martha Stewart is a cake tease.

瑪莎·斯圖爾特敢說不敢做

How dare you! Martha Stewart is not a cake tease.

你好大的膽子！瑪莎·斯圖爾特才不是敢說不敢做呢。

Nothing worse than a cake tease. Ask any man.

敢說不敢做的人最差勁了。不信你隨便找個男人問問。

Yeah, you shower, you powder your sack. For what?

你興沖沖沐浴更衣，還給蛋蛋擦香香。不給搞算毛??？

Look, Max, relax. She'll call. Everything's gonna work out.

麥克斯，別緊張，她會打給我們的。一切都會水到渠成的。

I mean, a year ago, we didn't even have a cupcake business. Look how far we've come.

一年以前，我們連小蛋糕事業(yè)都沒有?，F(xiàn)在進(jìn)步了這么多，不爽嗎

I haven't come at all, thanks to the cake tease.

全怪那個敢說不敢做的人，我一點"爽"感都沒有。

Oh, your cupcake is quite tasty. Do you have a card?

你們的小蛋糕真好吃。你們有名片嗎？

Max, that's a good Martha Stewart.

麥克斯，你學(xué)她可真像

I know, 'cause I can't get her siren voice out of my head.

我知道，因為我忘不掉她蠱惑人的聲音。